The Rules

On the way home from the store today Alex told me to do something and when I said "No", he told me "You need to listen to me!" When I asked him why, he told me "Because it's the rules." So I asked him what these rules are and this is what he told me.
There are 5 of Alex's rules...
# 1
You have to listen to me!
#2
Don't run into trees
#3
Don't panic
#4
Don't laugh
#5
Don't make the Vuebert happy. (the Vuebert is what Dennis named my car at Mt. Rushmore last year, it's a Saturn VUE)

Funny, funny little man...